XLR8R / issue 38 (late 99) p.77 / album reviews »I don’t have no baseball cap/ cos I don’t play baseball«. Yes! Leave it to the Germans to remind us that half the electronic music sky is held by awkward, pop-muzik-loving, solder-licking geeks! Bernhard Kirsch and Dragan Espenscheid -described by their press as »to German boys who played too many video games in their youth« – hand over a dozen-and-a-half tracks worth of proof that you’ve never really needed even a record player to join the technolution. Made on archaic, homemade sound software and whatever dimestore elektronisch toys they could find, Maxi German Rave Blast Hits 3 provides comic relief without overdoing the silliness. Combining club-scene satire (the hillarious a capella club anti-hit 'Acid Mouth', replete with voiced acid FX) with clanky, dorked-out new-wave ('RNAY' and 'In Rock 16 Bit') and technophobic commentary ('Kabelfreaks' and 'Die Tragodie Von Karl-Dieter'), the bewildering Bodenstandig 2000 are here to make us scenesters squirm. And yeah, its all sung in German, which is apparently why no German label would touch ‘em (nice move, Rephlex). »All girls move them boy / And the girls shake their heads wisely« (Ron Nachmann) --- Der <%braus http://babelfish.altavista.digital.com/cgi-bin/translate?lp=en_de&urltext=http://www.bodenstaendig.de/2000/print.pl?datei=/deutsch/presse/xlr8l.com.txt>automatische Uebersetzungsdienst 'Babelfish' uebertraegt diesen Text kostenneutral ins Deutsche.